I fell in love once with a storybook character, and sometimes I miss him. I spend my free time doing cool things, like Photoshopping weird hats onto pictures of my pet fish, Karl, and eating large amounts of blueberries. “Motion sensitive” devices never seem to detect me, which makes using public restrooms really awkward.
I fall asleep with books.
I live in Nashville, Tenn.
I work at the world’s most amazing nonprofit.
I’m happy.